An example of how silly i used to be on IRC

[20:33] *** Now talking in #tmbg
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[20:34] <blue_j> The monkeys are off of my face and I'm better for it.
[20:34] <TheGuitar> thats always good
[20:35] <blue_j> Of course.
[20:35] <Enna> good
[20:35] <Enna> I like monkeys, but they are annoying when they refises to get off your face
[20:35] <blue_j> It's hard to go about your day with a chimp on your nose.
[20:36] <blue_j> It's like: "dangit noodles! get the hey off me!"
[20:36] <blue_j> "No! Get the---- Geh Ouh ah mah mowh!"
[20:36] <TheGuitar> ah i see now
[20:37] <blue_j> "Ach! Ammih Oodih! Ahs mah houng!"
[20:37] <blue_j> Or something like that.
[20:40] <blue_j> ...I have a headache.
[20:40] <TheGuitar> could be the monkey...
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[20:41] <TheGuitar> its probably the left over pain from the monkey
[20:41] <blue_j> I hope he diddn't do anything bad to my ear with that li'l twig of his.
[20:42] <TheGuitar> it can be tragic your lucky you got him off or you could have suffered sever pain
[20:43] <blue_j> Yeah, I'm lucky I got that robot when I did.
[20:47] <blue_j> You see, I ordered the Bext-Gibtronics Anti-Monkey 'Bot a couple weeks ago and they sent it through, of all people, the US postal service.
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[20:48] <blue_j> It just so happened that when Noodles was startin' to get in my ear with that twig he got from who knows where, the Bext-Gibtronics Anti-Monkey 'Bot (v.5.2b) arrived on my doorstep.
[20:49] <blue_j> Anyway... The monkeys are off of my face and I'm better for it.
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